I noticed that many have proclivity for myths. This is why myth in FMA is still strong and getting stronger 24/7. You want myth eh? So here is my myth for you.
The humanity is conditioned or prepared for the invasion of an advanced race known as the Annunaki. Their planet Nibiru is heading toward our solar system, and in 2012 they will arrive here and walk amongst us. The passing of this big celestial body near our planet will like y cause a worldwide catastrophe. The aftermath, of course, is the loss of electricity among many good things. They will be prying all primates and hominids because they think we taste better than pork (of course this is not true because pork is the most delicious). They are purely carnivorous and so dependent on fastfoods. They will be looking for our flesh for food, and they don't like dark-skinned like Filipinos who also happened to have less mass to chew (So in other words, skin bleaching is really bad in the long run; they prefer to eat the Caucasians or Caucasoids amongst us.)
So it is morally necessary that we should share our FMA technology to those who someday will need it, after all they are earthlings like us. (Filipinos must forget how they are treated unfairly and how they are bribed us with cheap Chinese calculators) This is maybe the divine plan as to why many Filipinos are scattered around the globe as contract workers just to reach out and help other earthlings with the eskrima knowledge.
So we have to fight them manually since modern weapons will no longer be functional after the worlwide catastrophy. Their average height is about 6 feet tall. This is why we all condition ourselves with carabao wrestling to fight them successfully.
The humanity is conditioned or prepared for the invasion of an advanced race known as the Annunaki. Their planet Nibiru is heading toward our solar system, and in 2012 they will arrive here and walk amongst us. The passing of this big celestial body near our planet will like y cause a worldwide catastrophe. The aftermath, of course, is the loss of electricity among many good things. They will be prying all primates and hominids because they think we taste better than pork (of course this is not true because pork is the most delicious). They are purely carnivorous and so dependent on fastfoods. They will be looking for our flesh for food, and they don't like dark-skinned like Filipinos who also happened to have less mass to chew (So in other words, skin bleaching is really bad in the long run; they prefer to eat the Caucasians or Caucasoids amongst us.)
So it is morally necessary that we should share our FMA technology to those who someday will need it, after all they are earthlings like us. (Filipinos must forget how they are treated unfairly and how they are bribed us with cheap Chinese calculators) This is maybe the divine plan as to why many Filipinos are scattered around the globe as contract workers just to reach out and help other earthlings with the eskrima knowledge.
So we have to fight them manually since modern weapons will no longer be functional after the worlwide catastrophy. Their average height is about 6 feet tall. This is why we all condition ourselves with carabao wrestling to fight them successfully.
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Hard to fathom where the truth lies isn't it - They are 3 meters tall by the way not 6 feet!
Search "Sumerian Scribe" or visit my blog to see the translations of the 6000 year old clay tablets with this information on them.
Were the Roman Gods real people (Annunaki) and do all religious writings originate from this period?
Regards
Andy
Gracias, I stand corrected.
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